Comatose Ferret

 is a potential Mascot, a type of Officer.

Background
Mostly, it's immobile. Sometimes, it's feral. Usually, it just lies across your desk like a lumpy scarf.

Character description
"Mostly, it's immobile. Occasionally, it's feral."

Obtaining
You start with the  when you begin a new game.

Interactions
Is used for the Merciless Modiste storyline, to produce a coat.