The Revenue Men

 is a Sunless Sea Story Event.

Trigger conditions
 is triggered when you dock in Fallen London and have the following:  Something Awaits You ≥ 1 and ≤ 30

Story description
Her Enduring Majesty's Customs Service works closely with both the Ministry of Public Decency, and the Masters of the Bazaar. Today, they have selected you for an inspection. Don't cheek them.